How do I eat Collon biscuits
1) Open the box
2) Open the silverish covering
3) Choose any tube biscuit
4) Suck the cream at one end of the tube biscuit (repeat x 50 times or so)
5) Munch on the emptied tube biscuit!
It’s not as easy as you think!
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Postnote: My mum is the only person, who would call me on my mobile phone to ask me to read my MSN messages that she left for me (to which I have yet to reply).
